I'm posting a Frequently Asked Questions section because we've been asking (and you've been asking us) the same questions. The catch is that apparently there are many many answers to the same questions.
FAQ #1: Can we go into the house?
A: No. Not ever. It's condemned, end of story, tear it down, move on.
A: Not until a certified city inspector walks through and determines that it is safe. That can wait until Monday. If we find that you've entered without permission we will press legal charges.
A: Technically no..but it seems totally safe.
A: It's your house, do whatever you want! It's not like we can stop you!!
FAQ #2: How bad was the fire?
A: Terrible, you're lucky no one was hurt but the house likely won't be save-able
A: Not bad at all, there's no question you'll be able to renovate
FAQ #3: How can I get a permit?
A: Submit an indepth report including everything needing done to the house, a complete list of all required materials for each of these projects, and an accurate price estimate for each material. In addition you'll need to list the contractor you intend to use for each project. The price of the permit will be determined based on the total cost of the project, the pricier the project, the pricier the permit.
A: Oh..you need to talk to ________ and there not in today, try again later! thanks and bye.
A: Oh..you need to talk to ________, let me transfer you.....(dead line)
A: You can't have one.
A: Getting a permit is easy. Don't ask any questions, just go in and ask for one. They'll give it to you.
FAQ #4: I plan to use as much used/salvaged material as possible. This will make estimating my costs much more difficult, how accurate does my estimation need to be?
A: Very accurate.
A: Accuracy is less important than the list of projects and materials.
A: Oh...let's estimate your total costs to be say...$4. Sound ok?
FAQ #5: Once I acquire a permit, what is required of me?
A: A permit lasts 6 months, you must complete all renovations within that time (yikes!).
A: You must work on it continuously, if not we will revoke your permit. (This means vacation=no permit)
A: After 6 months we reevaluate your case. If you have not made sufficient progress we will revoke your permit.
A: So long as you make SOME progress we'll keep your permit activated. Even if it's just a little progress it's ok, so long as it's steady. We want to work WITH you. And vacations are ok, just notify your inspector first.
FAQ #6: Can we do the work ourselves?
A: Yes.
A: No.
A: Mostly.
FAQ #7: What happens if we don't get a permit?
A: Nothing.
A: We'll put your house on the city demolition list, demolish it, and send you the (very big) bill.
A: We'll put your house on the city demolition list and demolish it....in 15 years.
FAQ #8: Given all these answers, how do we know what to do??!
A: ?
A: ??
A: ???
Now you all have an idea of why we've been so frustrated lately. it's all crazy. just crazy. crazy crazy crazy. i'm going crazy...